Shame on a Braun

We here at Greg and Yoshi rarely post blogs pertaining to things non-Red Sox. Heck, we rarely post blogs at all. But something bit us in the Groshi tonight and we couldn't refuse sounding off.

Ryan Braun, the 2011 National League MVP tested positive for steroids. He faces a 50 game suspension unless he can prove that he was not at fault for ingesting the 'roids -- i.e., there was no possible way he could've known he took 'em. No matter the results, Greg and Yoshi are the first to call bullshit!

Fact -- 'roids make you stronger. Fact -- 'roids make your body recover faster. Fact -- you take 'roids so that your body functions better.

We've discussed logic on this blog before, so you know we're experts. What are the odds that you are a major league baseball player and you just happen to take 'roids, the one illegal thing that will make you do your job so much better? We might be logic experts but that doesn't make us statisticians. But let's assume the odds are not in your favor. Now, add another premise to those odds -- You also win the league MVP. Whoa!!!!! One word -- Guilty Ass Mother--Who? Braun.

Ryan Braun --- As ODB said -- Shame on a Brewer! Dude, you're talented. You're rich. You're a major league ballplayer. You came up in the minors at a time when minor leaguers were being tested. So you made it to the majors without 'roids. You succeeded immediately. Then you start taking 'roids? How come major league baseball players don't mistakenly take study hall? If they did, they might have the sense to stop doing stupid shoishit like taking 'roids.

Peace and happy holidays for Greg and Yoshi.

ps -- We're gonna big in 2012 so make sure to keep an eye out.